furukimono:

driver roll up the partition please *screams from the back* HI I’D LIKE A 10 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET MEAL AND A DIET SPRITE

(via westbor0baptistchurch)

kisskicker:

O majestic pigeon mating dance, how can the ladies resist you
(they can’t)

kisskicker:

O majestic pigeon mating dance, how can the ladies resist you

(they can’t)

(via xfawnx)

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

(via katewonder)

the-brawl-girl:

…This is from no other than Gameinformer.

(via greentumbles)

  • person: so where did you learn html?
  • me: not.... neopets...

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

(via katewonder)

Guess who built their first gaming pc? This girl!

Guess who built their first gaming pc? This girl!